Sunday, December 9, 2012

Hortatory Exposition Text: Speaking English Give Us Many Benefits.


             English nowadays has an important role in our daily life. English is universal. Almost every countries use English as their communicate language with other countries.  It is the massive means of communication. Is there a strong argument which says that English will not give any benefit? 
             Firstly, learning to speak English well may be the best way to improve our life. It seems all the people in the world have agreed to use English to talk to each other. About 1,500,000,000 people in the world speak English. While another 1,000,000,000 are still learning English. 
             Secondly, If we can communicate in English, we can contact people from all over the world. We can talk about our ideas and opinions on Internet discussion groups. We can chat with other interesting people to learn about their life and culture.
             Next, we can travel more easily. English is spoken in more than 100 countries. If we lost, we can ask directions or ask for help. Who knows, English will save our life  somewhere someday.

            That is why we should make every effort possible to find somebody to speak with. Where can we find people who can speak English with us? We can find them at school, shopping mall, tourist destination, etc
            Above all, don't be afraid to speak English.Practice makes you perfect that is so true. We must try to speak, even if we make mistakes. We cannot learn without mistakes. So, speak English as much as possible!


SPOOF : Best Relationship Ever!

One day in lunch time.

"i heard that you are in a new relationship", said Mom
"hm kinda", said her son
"how is it going?",asked mom again
"well we have a strong relationship", replied her son.
"nice, i want to meet her tomorrow"
"hm okay", said her son.

Tomorrow her son just got back from school and she asked,

"you don't invite your new girlfriend here?"
"i don't need that", replied her son
"why?"
"because she is always here", replied her son
"where?", shouted mom. Looked around try to find her

Her son pointed to the table and he said

"this is my new girlfriend we have a strong connection"
"with the WiFi?", asked Mom
"yeah", replied her son.

SPOOF : Morning Person

Dec 24 

"Tomorrow is christmas!! i'm so excited!", yelled Toby
"Yeah we will go to church in early morning, so i hope you can get up early", said Mom
        From kitchen Kimmi, Toby's sister, came in to the room.
        "He will not get up early mom, you know he always stay so late and wake up almost at 11AM", said Kimmi. 

Dec 25

So early morning. 
"Kimmi! get up! go to Toby's room and wake him up.", yelled Mom from downstairs. 
knock....knocn....knock
"Tobyyyyy! wake up! its christmas!!!" , yelled Kimmi in front of the door. 
"Tobbyyyy"

Kimmi went to downstairs and told her Mom 
"Mom, Toby doesnt want to wake up!", told Kimmi. 
"you dont have to, see who is waiting near the christmas tree", replied Mom.

"Hiii Kimmi! i become a morning person on Christmas Day!", shouted Toby.